How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family.
My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.”
Oh my god
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
so today on the bus there were these two kids in the back having a really heated argument and all of a sudden one of the guys just screams “bitch i get more pussy on accident than you do on purpose” and i couldn’t stop laughing
thE SAME KIDS WERE ON THE BUS AGAIN TODAY AND THIS TIME THEY WERE HAVING AN INTENSE DISCUSSION ABOUT LES MISERABLES I’M CRYING
Cosplayers in The Avatar World.